Toilaquadeafist

Someone who turns on the faucet when in other's homes, as to deafen the sound of their toilet activities.

I found it strange to hear the water running when my guest used the restroom, but I later found out he is a toilaquadeafist.

by Oxford47 April 15, 2018

toilet tank

A twist on the “tanking” sexual practice of inserting the testicles into an orifice (normally the pussy), toilet tanking is fucking someone in the ass and inserting the balls inside the ass.

I haven’t seen your mom since I toilet tanked her two weeks ago.

by TigerSkeet May 26, 2018

toilet tickets

Another name for toilet paper

"Hey man bring me another roll of them toilet tickets! I'm out!"

by somebodythatyoudontknow June 2, 2018

toilet espionage

The act of pranking others (friend or foe) that revolves around a toilet.

Person 1: Hey dude, let’s do an upper decker on Creepy Larry’s toilet.

Person 2: Time for some toilet espionage.

by Dutch to the Oven June 6, 2018

Toileted

To get shitted on

I just got pumped in the head in fortnite, I have been toileted!

by Flute milk June 15, 2018

Toilet-paper Scrub

Someone who cleans themself in a bath of toilet paper and Sponges without water

Dude! that guy is a toilet-paper scrub, i can smell it

by Oure October 6, 2018

toilet blaster

When you have diarrhoea and sit on the toilet and let rip and the force of the diarrhoea blasts the toilet.

I give a good toilet blaster today. You could have heard it at the other end of the street. I wouldn't like to be the poor person that has to clean that toilet.

by Limbodancer November 4, 2018