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toast hijacker

A person who after hearing a toast proceeds to add his/her own toast before drinking. This is rude and annoying. If you want to say a toast just wait for your turn.
Man1: "I would like to drink this for our children!"
(everybody but one person drinks up)
Grandma: "Yeah, and I wish that these children grow up as good and loving as we did..."
Man2: "Haha, grandma is such a toast hijacker!"
by rfmg42 March 8, 2010
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toasty cold

Noun - the condition of coolness experienced when sliding into a snug, freshly made bed in a room with low temperature.

Adjective - used to describe a bed in such a condition.
I was so tired that all I looked forward to was the toasty cold sheets as my aching legs slid along them.
by TheKurgan1965 June 15, 2010
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Toast cannot be explained by any rational means.
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toast

A euphemism for sexual bedroom activities including copulation and ocasional fisting.
Awkward Boy: Do you want to come back to my room for toast?

Emotionally turmoiled girl: Nah mate- got a 9am.
by catzwong December 14, 2010
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Toad Rottis

"that chick looks like a total toad rottis"
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Toasty Balls!

An expression which can be yelled out in any situation, especially to express anger, disappointment, surprise or simply to emphasize something.
"Toasty balls! I forgot my biology homework!"
"Damn, she is toasty balls hot!"
"TOASTY BALLS!!!"
by GaiGai June 3, 2013
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toasterbating

To masturbate by sticking your dick in a toaster and turning it on. Commonly leads to WaffleCock. Famous toasterbaters include Abraham Lincoln, Lady Gaga and Barack Obama
Dude, did you see that video of that guy Toasterbating?

Yea, he had to go to the hospital with Waffle Cock afterwards!
by Supreme Leader Cuntfucious. January 31, 2015
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