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Tescoism

Tescoism: With the collapse of orthadox religion, people now follow the mighty consumer diety of Tesco. It is the only thing of any importance in their, otherwise, miserable lives.
Dude, are you going to chapel?
Chapel is for fools! Salvation lies in Tescoism! Mass consumerism and true value for money and 3 for 2 offers will save us all: Allah Tesco, Allah Tesco!
by the dude, ma!!! November 27, 2012
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testicular vinaigrette

The vinegary/oily concoction that usually is on the testicular sacks of larger men who have failed to shower for the past few days.
Man Frank, you gotta take a shower, your home-made testicular vinaigrette is rather pungent this evening!
by schvety_balls June 16, 2012
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test and tell

The moment after a test where you and your friends discuss some of the answers and often berate the professor for making the midterm so difficult.

Usually done outside a lecture hall but can be anywhere a midterm is taking place

Is considered bad manners in some situations
Johnny: "Hey Steve what did you think of that econ midterm?"
Steve: "Idk dude it was kinda hard, i guess for like 3 of them"
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^Conversation lasts twenty minutes

Mike: "Hey Guys i just RAPED that test! 100%!!!!!"

Johnny: "What an ass..."

Luke: "Guys don't test and tell...its bad manners"
by qwertyu133 September 15, 2012
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Testicle Satchel

I shaved my testicle satchel last night... smooth as silk.
by iamck December 15, 2012
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Tescimole

A reference for a tesco's worker who is either a mole for another company or has a mole on his penis.
"Oh my mate Joe is a tescimole,'
'What'
'He works at tesco's and has a mole on his cock'
'That is funny!!'
by THE DOF April 26, 2013
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testrupta

A tight asshole (ussualy a mans) you want to rupture using your left testicle
Im going to testrupta you. Expect me.
by SomeSecretNameIChoseHAHAHAHA February 8, 2014
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testive

"Hey babe since it's Christmas, can we get testive tonight?"
by teen wolf band girl December 8, 2015
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