J-tank

A tank or "the tank" used to produce the world we have today. It was the tank that adam shoved in eve (his penis). The tank that rose from the dead (jesus). The tank that won the revolution (america). And the tank that carries everyone on there back today (china). If you have ever seen anything unstoppable, important, and truly amazing, call it a J-tank.

Girl: Dude look at that big ass stud, he is so ripped. I would so ride his cock for hours.
Other girl: no you couldn't. You wouldn't be able to take it cause he's a J-tank. Its probably to big!

by Awesome dictionary man April 30, 2013

Tank

a girl who wears no other make-up, but a shitload of every eye make-up product in the world.

That bitch is a tank!

Carly looks like a major tank!

I hate tanks!

by bunniecakes96 September 14, 2012

Tank

Someone aggressive and strong and buff

Billy: I'll bang ya dad out mate
Louis: nah you won't
Billy: yeah I will cuz I'm a Tank
#chavnation

by Gremlin 2.0 August 3, 2018

Fish tank

A box made of glass, often containing 1 gallon of water, with 10 goldfish that did in a day due to ammonia poisoning.

“What’s wrong with my fish tank? Everything’s dying!“
“You put things that poop in it.”

by Who the fuck cares about this September 29, 2020

Tank

An emotional person!

Why is Tank so emotional?

by G uk mains yh November 28, 2021

Tanking

When you smash you penis in between the toliet lid and the toliet

I was having a good day so I decided to go tanking

by Boburnqueef February 8, 2018

Spank in the tank

To masterbate in a public restroom by spanking one's member on the bathroom fixtures.

I just had a great spank in the tank !

by Wicksters October 12, 2018