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taking on Trunks with one finger 

Doing something seemingly difficult with exceeding ease.
"Oh, how was the competition the other day?" "Well the big hunny was easily dodging the main hunny". "Like taking on trunks with one finger?" "Yeah!"

Taking a Juicy-Joe

When you are at work, but feel the sudden, repulsive urge to release your sins into the public restrooms toilet bowl. A Juicy-Joe can take an excessive amount of time to complete, often leaving your co-workers frustrated with your extended absence.
"Hey guys, I have to take a Juicy-Joe, be back in a while."

"Sorry I took so long, I was stuck in the bathroom taking a Juicy-Joe"
Taking a Juicy-Joe by Goochmiester February 12, 2017

Taking the Train to Perry 

When your life is a bender.
It sucks cleaning up after taking the train to Perry like that.

Taking the wog for a dalk 

Dead marriage or relationship, ho hum life sucking routine.
Example 1.
" I think my relationship is over."
"Why you say that?"
I told my wife I was taking the wog for a dalk and she said okay just try to be back by 6 it's Tuesday tonight's Salisbury steak ."

Example 2
Dang man I am so bored in my relationship I am a little embarrased to say this but I've been woggin my own dalk for some time now.

Dude I take my wog for a dalk all the time. No shame.

taking a number 81 

When you use the urinal right next to someone and you start up a conversation
Tom and I were taking a number 81 today in the men's room
taking a number 81 by T@p$ter! November 15, 2017

taking the rock 

Said by a person in drug rehab
In two weeks, I'll be taking the rock.
taking the rock by LVNILL December 16, 2017