stone

a person who thinks they know everything, argues about everything even if they agree with the other person.

argues for the sake of arguing.

goddamn, that kid is such a stone.

by shawn stone May 12, 2007

Stone Waffle

The first Waffle. Made of stone by the Titan, Prometheus, it is a source of ultimate power. It must always have a keeper.

The WaffleKeeper is the only one who can use the Stone Waffle

by [Puppetshowkid] July 19, 2007

Alabama Stone Pussy

A form of sexual intercorse where your partner is pinned upside on a wall while her legs are spread open. You then start throwing hot rocks at her vagina. You then have sex when her vagina is both, burnt and brusied.

Dude, my girl wasn't behaving last night so I gave her the Alabama Stone Pussy. She deserved it.

by B n'J December 29, 2016

stoneman

Any person of extreme lethargy

The guy was as lazy as Stoneman

by Anonymous March 20, 2003

stone

A person that is not active, in both actions and thoughts.

–adjective:

A person who is too slow in thinking that literally comes to a stop.

Often used to describe an awkward pause during a speech or conversation, where the speaker freeze and stares blankly.

Another word for Blank.

Team Leader: "Alright everybody errr...." *SILENT*
Member A: "Our Leader just Stoned".

Everybody: *silent* *silent* *silent*

Michelle: "Gosh!! lets go ppl, dont just stone here?!?"

Mary: "Is it ok to leave him behind?"
John: "Dont worry, he can sit there and stone all day"

by sggreans April 15, 2010

jizz stone

When a man's member has a large kidney stone pass by ejaculating.

Dang, I had a jizz stone bust off on that ho' da other night; and it knocked that bitch out!

by David!M! January 3, 2006

Kill two birds with one stone

Firing one bullet and killing two people with it.

The criminal's aim was so good that he killed two birds with one stone.

by Longview March 16, 2005