spank bastard

A term created purely in the heat of the moment when trying to ridicule a drummer...unsuccessfully.

John you are a spank bastard.

by isaacapolean May 28, 2007

Spanish Turkey Leg

When a man wearing a sombrero rubs a greasy old turkey leg on a woman's breasts, and then proceeds to whack at them with his falace like a pinata.

A few weeks after Thanksgiving, Long John Sanchez gave her a Spanish Turkey Leg.

by Pdiddy15 May 25, 2010

knee spanker

This is like a knee slapper but twice the credit. When things are to funny for a knee slapper use a knee spanker.

hahaha that ones a knee spanker.

by Dr.Suess's mistress June 20, 2011

spanish tuna melt

old crustys on pantys. then sniffed or chewed over.

wow. moe really likes some spanish tuna melt

by kumer April 23, 2005

spank the baby

To play the dumbek, a type of Armenian/Israeli/Greek/Mideastern drum.

Sevag Manoukian is showing his class how to spank the baby today.

by pentozali December 28, 2005

spank the monkey

when a woman masturbates

she spanks her monkey too much

by waterlilly April 5, 2005

Spanisha/Spanisho

Instead of referring to people of latin america (which technically should be spanish america...) as latina or latino, it is more accurate to refer to them as spanisha and spanisho. (respectively feminine and masculine)They speak spanish..not latin.

"that is want hot spanisha"
"I am spanisha/spanisho"

by KRLD January 2, 2009