Victoria's Secret

A secret store where you can go and be transformed into a bombshell beauty. Purchase required.

Wow, you look so...different!
"I know, I went to Victoria's Secret and suddenly I was sexy."

by Dropdeadgogo May 4, 2010

securapathy

general lack of interest and/or concern for anything by a security guard and/or rent-a-cop.

You could feel the securapathy when neither security guard noticed that Osama Bin Laden snuck in past the metal detector and took people hostage--neither security guard looked up from reading the newspaper.

by Herb Hasid June 11, 2006

Security by Banality

A computer system made secure by obviously containing nothing of interest. Never a protection against pranksters, in the age of Zombie Spammers, this concept is mostly obsolete.

I protected Mom's computer by installing Windows 98 on it and putting up a thick firewall of bundt cake recipes. True Security by Banality.

by Al Benedict April 9, 2008

secret stab

When someone makes a comment or does an action that doesn't seem to be mean, but upon further thought is hurtful or disrespectful.

Girl 1: I really want a puppy. I want something to play with
Girl 2: Why dont you get a boyfriend insted.
Girl 1: Girl you know I cant keep a boyfriend... hmm did you just secret stab me?

by Fruit pie June 12, 2009

Secondary Invitation

When a friend invites you to a certain event that they were invited to, but you were not.

Hey, do you want to go to Jack's bonfire with me?

Is that a secondary invitation?

by OJneg May 31, 2010

Second Hand Text

The act of having your passenger answer your text in the car for you because it's illegal to do yourself.

Erin recieved a text in the car from Melissa and had Kimber second hand text her back.

by momzadork May 14, 2010

Security Theater

A description for extra, inconvenient, and invasive measures that are supposed to add protection but in reality only offer the illusion of extra protection while providing no real added safety.

I was gate raped by a sleeper cell of the TSA when I went through the security theater at the airport.

by liberty_lover November 22, 2010