Tiny Dick Syndrome

A man who obviously wants everyone he meets to immediately think he has a very large penis. This is because he is very poorly endowed and lacks any shred of self confidence.

A man suffering from Tiny Dick Syndrome (also called TDS) will take his shirt off at the slightest excuse, walk with his biceps flexed at all times, wear sunglasses inside, and brag about how many women he's supposedly slept with at every opportunity. He also drives a very large truck and will gravitate towards anything that will outwardly increase his status while leaving him inwardly an empty husk of a man (with a tiny penis). You will find victims of TDS pretending to have fun at frat parties, having loud conversations with their friends in public, and weeping over their wasted lives when they've had too much to drink. The slightest insult will either shatter their false confidence and leave them a whimpering wreck, or send them into a rage of overcompensation that ends with them challenging everyone in the room to some sort of contest.

by DarthDesolus April 22, 2010

Syam

Gorgeous, handsome, loving, sweetest guy who anyone would be lucky to meet, very good lover and amazing partner

Person 1: He's my Syam
Person 2: Wow! You're so lucky!

by candygloss11 May 15, 2012

first date syndrome

A condition which involves the ability to have a great first date, but never experience a second for some reason. The first dates often come in a string together. Can be caused by bad breakups, commitment issues, or bad end-of-date kissing skills. Not to be confused with playing the field, which implies not having a second date by choice.

"Are you going to see him again?"
"Are you kidding? I have first date syndrome. I'll be out with someone else next week."

by Shannon L.W. January 28, 2006

Symara

The most beautiful female in the world. Tends to be very artistic and creative. Is always remarkabley beautiful with grace. Very elegant. Is a female. Means always ruled by God. Very classy and depends on a higher class life-style. Life is nothing but joy with someone like this. Sligtly rebellious but very adventurous. Loves love and people and culture and life.

Symara (Symaras) tend to be very slender. Lacks breasts but has not a big booty but firm fit booty. A butt well worked for. Very nice brown skin tone usually and features are distinctly unique to only her.

by BalancedTruth August 28, 2012

Fecal Alcohol Syndrome

Fecal Alcohol Syndrome is the "scientificated" term for a phenominon usually referred to as the "beer shit."

A Beer Shit is the unique bowel movement one experiences after a night of heavy drinking.

This term is cheeky because it sounds sort of like "Fetal Alcohol Syndrome" which is a tragic condition indicative of a pregnant mother's consumption of alcohol during pregnancy.

Hey Jen, Ann...I'd stay out of the bathroom last night. We drank a case of High Life Light and I have the world's worst case of Fecal Alcohol Syndrome.

by Hanalee March 8, 2006

Syafiq

Tall character with easy going personalities.love ice cream.has a sexy body and a great flat ass.great kisser is an asset

Woww why you so syafiq?i can't even I'm syafiq.no way.omaigadddd

by Macharudin December 29, 2016

sympathy whore

People who thrive on bad news; who always want to be "in on the action" when there is a disaster/tragedy; who try to find any personal connection, no matter how remote, to the current tragedy; and who make things sound more serious/emotional/melodramatic than they really are -- as a way of drawing attention to themselves more than anything else.

Similar to, but more specific than a drama queen. A sympathy whore gravitates towards an event, be it a plane crash, flood, serious illness or the death of someone else.

Different from a drama ho.

"Oh my God! (sob) My brother's best friend's nephew was just killed in a car accident. (sob). It's just so awful...(sob). When is the funeral? (sob) No, I'd never met him, but I need to be there to support my brother. (wail)" -- example of a sympathy whore

by Smilla Jas November 12, 2008