Cool Story Bro

Not listening and doesn't care if comes off rude

Friend: Yea so yesterday i went on this really awesome travel and it was so cool

Bored Person : Cool story Bro

by SmartCockAsian May 17, 2019

Grape Story

The telling of a long detailed personal story that has no relevance toward the current conversation, often said after someone tells a story about an event that happened on the weekend.

Tells irrelevant Story not related to Topic if conversation
Everyone in Group conversation
That was a grape story

by NoFootWheelie December 8, 2019

Jack And Jill Story

Two Fuckers That Went Up A Hill To 'Play'

Jack And Jill Went Up A Hill To Smoke Some Marijuana. Jack got high and grabbed her thigh and then beat her to death with it and pushed her down the well.
And that was the Jack And Jill Story

by TheMinionRaider December 15, 2019

antipickle story

antipickle is a genre of story which features conceited old men who don't recognize they're past their expiration date, act like they're still the shit, and ultimately get tossed in the trash like they deserve.

A: Did you read that new book Circe, by M Miller?
K: Yeah, what a multifaceted antipickle story!

by hereicomehahaha December 16, 2019

Concept story

The craziest stories the world has heard.
It can come from either your imagination or dreams.

I had the craziest idea right now! Maybe I should write a concept story!

by ChiefLaki May 23, 2019

Flash Story

A really shit and anticlimactic story that ends 10 minutes after it should've.

"Very true, that boring documentary about the airport was indeed a Flash Story"

by Zeltig21 August 8, 2019

shit stories

stupid lies, rumors, gossip and made up stories that wusses and bullies tell themselves (and sometimes to others) in order to feel macho, 'informed' and powerful when in fact they are nothing but juvenile ignoramuses who go through life using 'big name' labels for other (different) people who have no idea what those words even mean. Shit stories are so ridiculous that nobody with any sense would believe them but these churlish idiots tell these things to themselves because they know they are losers.

1. Tom always shoots his mouth off in the locker room badmouthing football teams and rock groups that he knows nothing about. He always goes around telling shit stories about himself and he loves to put everyone else down. Everybody else in school is either a 'faggot', a 'nerd' or if it's a girl she's a 'bitch'. He's just a juvenile imbecile that nobody likes.
2. Donnie Douchebag Trump always talks shit stories about how women just love him, America loves him and now he says he's the 'chosen one'. He knows he's a jerk and in reality he cozies up to dictators and he loves to get his ass spanked by a ho.

by I Saw U2 Live Twice August 31, 2019