rusty rug

When you have sex with a woman on her period, and blood gets on your pubic hair.

Man, that bitch gave me a rusty rug!

by Buck Seathorn June 23, 2023

Rusty hummer

When a person eats your ass, then gives you a blowjob.

Stan's dick smelled because he got a rusty hummer.

by IvanHoff April 21, 2023

Rusty nag

To use someone's booty hole as a balloon to inhale nags

Yeah babe wax tonight, the boys are coming around for some drinks and rusty nags

by Bandad December 11, 2018

rusty beagle

When you forget to use lube during butt sex and the resulting color on your penis is red and brown.

Kevin Mosier ended up with a rusty beagle after forgetting to use the KY jelly when Shawn gave him a straight guy back rub that went too far.

by Rachel Cooney July 10, 2017

rusty tailgate

Backside lovin with a silver vixen.

You see Gladys over there? I totally rusty tailgated her last night on the screened in porch.

by BigBen87 July 8, 2017

rusty crankshaft

When you get the shaft a penis very crusty and blistered; the goal is to have a really rough surface area to allow for a painful experience. Then crank your shaft by rubbing and pulling the skin of the penis to irritate it to the point of bleeding with open wounds. Let the blood dry to a dark red color to give it a rusty appearance. Proceed to continuously crank your shaft.

I really want to give myself a rusty crankshaft tonight.

Can you show me what a rusty crankshaft is?

by Jose VanSpankMe November 10, 2018

Rusty Badger

A sexual act where the male pulls out during sex and inserts into the female anus and then reinserts the poo covered penis into the female vagina.

I’m in a really weird mood, let’s do a rusty badger

by CrazyFecker March 1, 2019