Christiano Ronaldo Junior

I don't get why you guys glaze him. I mean, ok but not ok.
He follows sophie rain and that is just themostdisrespectthingieverseenbya14yearold 😡
Ooookay i admit maybe hes erm ''every girls type'' but why follow naked woman

Also whyru so grumpy with fans, like chill ew

Also the glazing is to much. its just a curly head that plays football ok

.: Omg, Christiano Ronaldo Junior is myy mann!!!
.: He doesnt know you exist

( The harsh truth, but i believe there are many guys just like him😒 )

by spillingalotoffacts July 29, 2024

its Ronaldo's Suii, bro!

Ronaldo's Suii, bro means that it a particular topic is very famous.

Mike: Hey bro, do you know Among Us? It's kinda popular now.
Sam: Bro, its Ronaldo's Suii, bro! Everyone knows it!

by Great Boii September 10, 2023

Indiano Ronaldo

The king. Better than Ronaldo.

Also featured on the song “Starter Level Freestyle” with Ronaldo

Indiano Ronaldo: your sister gave me head so go back to bed

ElPreciooo: GOODNIGHT!!

by unknow7337 September 28, 2023

Dirty Rona

Corona beer with promethazine and codeine cough syrup (with or without a jolly rancher for garnish and flavor)

I was chilling in the backyard with the homies and had got myself a Dirty Rona! Import medicine up!

by Frankiedavis222 October 15, 2023

cristiano ronaldo

to describe a person who is an attention seeker or a person who is always arrogant and jealous of others' success

You shouldn't be friend with him. He's so cristiano ronaldo. He always mocks others if they succeed in the things he always thinks that he's the best at it.

by totheinfinityandbeyond October 31, 2023

Cristiano Ronaldo Suiiii

A phase commonly used by soccer kids aged 8 to 12 with anger issues. I wouldn't recommend using it unless you want your ego to become non existent. Worst case scenario you'll turn into daboyz and turn into and Andrew Tate stan when you get older. Andrew Tate stans are basically the suiiii kids grown up but they didn't really grow up.

Pls only say this as a joke or else YOU WILL BE A 🦆 JOKE.

*Crusty musty dusty non existent rizz no bitches where's your father figure pre teen playing soccer* *Scores a goal and jumps into the air* ”CRISTIANO RONALDO SUIIIIIII"

by anonymous November 6, 2023

Captain Rona

When the fashion clothes fairy has completely missed your house and you’re entire wardrobe is purchased at you’re local hardware store

Yo Captain Rona, is that a belt or a tool pouch?

by Zakkmylde November 24, 2023