crypt robber

A person who dates or is in a relationship with someone significantly younger than he/she/they are.

Wow, that Jordan. What a crypt robber. That old guy must be twice her age.

by Pelican Man July 9, 2016

rubbered

out yer trolly or totaly pissed

oh my god i was rubbered last night

by kerrie April 7, 2005

rubben studdard

american idol winner with the world's most stupid song, sorry 2004. an example of songs stupidness:

*rubben bumps intome on street*
me: yo watch yourself fatass
ruben: im sorry, 2004 ...

by william chou March 5, 2004

Grave robber

Someone who steals everyone's sadness and then buries it in their grandmother's grave.

It was a grave situation, so I grave robbed everyone's sadness and buried it in my grandmother's coffin. That rotting wench can deal with it now.

Grave robber.

by Vulch5 October 29, 2015

rubberhead

A sex act in which an outwardly straight man performs oral sex on another man. The term refers to the use of a condom, which the "straight" man views as preserving his heterosexuality.

Pete only gave Jim rubberhead, so he was confused when Jim wanted to then put it in his ass.

by inthenavy September 8, 2010

my fur's been rubbed the wrong way

(Phrase) I'm not feeling quite myself/I have been wronged.

Well, yeah, that. I had my mistake caught after the fact. I'm sorry, it's been edited! My fur's been rubbed the wrong way today, I can't help it if I can't do basic math, 'kay? I'm stupid. End of story. Bai!

by Gumba Gumba May 21, 2004

rubberneck

A person who has to peek into other peoples conversations.

Person 1: Hey
Person 2: Did you hear what happened on Friday?
Person 1: What?
Rubberneck: (pokes head into conversation)

by asdf your face December 25, 2008