psychology

Something I really dislike. A bunch of people acting like they are superior to you. They think you have "problems" because your mind works differently. THey want to change and mold you into a mindless but happy zombie. I'd rather be realistic. Psychologists think they know you and want to "cure" you. Of things like personality disorders. What if I LIKE my personality disorders? Too bad, it isn't "normal." They automatically assume what your actions mean and judge you. What these xenophobic people fail to realize is that you are equal to them! They have NO sense of humour Their knowledge tends to be all doctrine and no experience. Often judgemental and hypocritical, these people are annoying and hated by most.

Me: I want to rule the world.
Psychologist: Hmm.
Me: I am SO much more intelligent than you.
Psychologist: Insecurity...
Me: It is NOT insecurity!
Psychologist: Denial...
Me: Whatever.
Psychologist: I got it! You have narcissistic personality disorder! For me telling you that, give me a thousand dollars and tons of praise and thanks. I really AM a psychology genius, aren't I?

Me: Ugh.

by Carynne No. January 27, 2007

psychoticism

a type or form of abnormal (psychotic) behavior or tendancies; craziness; quirks

The inability to make even the smallest of decisions was one of her psychoticisms.

by Angela Burch October 1, 2006

Psychopathism

The practice of a person actually believing every crazy notion he or she has said over time, often times resulting in he or she acting on it.

Since Regina believes that slaughtering a black cat during every full moon in October frees the souls of her ancestors, she's out right now acting on her psychopathism by finding a black cat to take to the ritual site.

by Jaeber June 9, 2011

Psycho

1.another word to substitute intense or intensely because you say it so damn much

2.really.

3.someone who is not mentally stable and usually in most cases kills for a living.

your so psycho loosen up dude.

wow that boob job is psycho bad!

did you hear about that psycho on the news who killed all those people and hid them under his house?

by chaachit April 17, 2009

Psycopit

What it is called when group of people are throwing down (hardcore dancing), whether it be at a show, at the local pet shelter or anywhere. Mostly as a joke or for fun. Not meant to be taken seriously.

Hey Chuck, let's get a psycopit going during the next breakdown.

The psycopit at the Bled show last night was intense!

"Psycopit!" shouted Jeff as the breakdown started.

by Kirk Krabapplebottoms July 23, 2008

psychlo

The look created by wearing dredlock hair extensions, especially when they are some kind of technicolor-vomit color. More specifically, the people who wear them, and who think doing so is the ultimate in stylishness.

"Last month, this psychlo bitch at the club kept hitting on me, shoving her terrifying renbreasts at me in what must have been an attempt at sexy, and in my panic I couldn't find a gentle way to let her and her drawn-on eyebrows down easy; I am still finding threat letters crammed under my door, all of them written in the most retarded version of English yet."

by dionaea July 21, 2008

psychosis for birds

Modern exotic birds are prone to fits of passion and rage while working long term in the sex industry. Psychosis for birds is quite common under these psycho-sexual thrillers and their show tune escapades. Commonly the only course of action is to allow the birds their freedom to roam to the coast and sit on decrepit piers to keep their sanity.

Like an exotic bird perched atop a weathered pier on a far-away coastline, the psychosis for birds crept up slowly.

by jigoku February 21, 2008