"Last month, this psychlo bitch at the club kept hitting on me, shoving her terrifying renbreasts at me in what must have been an attempt at sexy, and in my panic I couldn't find a gentle way to let her and her drawn-on eyebrows down easy; I am still finding threat letters crammed under my door, all of them written in the most retarded version of English yet."

Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak