promishits

Promises that are broken or if someone promises you something but they failed to do it.

Boy: I promise I will be better now. I promise.
Girl: F*ck off! I'm tired of your promishits!

by icyflame August 29, 2016

Promiscuous llama

When animals, engaged in sexy times, cause you to be late for an appointment...

"I would have gotten here sooner, but I ran into some promiscuous llamas!"

by McSparkles May 27, 2016

Promblem

A slang term for when someone has a problem with prom

omg you need to come over I have a huge promblem

by Zane0FIce July 29, 2016

Promasculate

When a female lets her husband or male partner do something that they are more than capable of doing, so as to increase the males feelings of masculinity.

See also promasculated and promsculating.

I let Tom drive, I like to Promasculate him.

Ben felt promasculated after his wife asked him to a trip to hang some pictures in the house.

by LadyCilento October 30, 2016

Promegle

(n.) The app version of Omegle. Available wherever pedo-breeding ground and furry roleplaying apps are sold.

Promegle: Omegle, but for PROS!!!
Pedos: Yay!
Furries: Yay!
Hetalia fans: Yay!
Lonely people: Yay!
Whores: Yay!
Everyone else: ...

by GilbertAwesomeBeilschmidt January 11, 2017

prommie

prom date

Hey prommie! It's been a minute. You still look great.

by Karl D Portmanteau December 13, 2016

promise-engagement

when you're not ready for the commitment of an engagement, but you love the person so much, you promise to marry them

Co-worker: "OH MY GOD ASHLEY, IS THAT A NEW RING ON YOUR FINGER"
Ashley: "omg I know, I just got it for my promise-engagement !! I'm so happy :)"

by bean daddy January 21, 2017