Steel plate door

My birthday wish for unit 314 246 westwood since the police broke my front door using m4s butts to open my door over 100 times ripping the original doors locks out of my frontdoor altering the residence as landlord with photos.
Breaking the oven glass with my face and leaving the glass broken. Leaving a bullethole in my window and two dressers missing the drawers fronts.

A steel plate door slides into the wall and locks like a vault door with a triple lock into the frame one behind two on the front.

Instead of a steel plate door i have 2 8 foot steel bed lift arms braced against the walls in a crossbrace to lock my front door. It locks with 100,000 lbs when i lever it right. I dont need a steel plate door but might invest in cutting the crossbrace to lock top and bottom with one of the bedframe doors and cut the second one to create a triangular locking brace on the door and use a rope ladder to enter and exit.

by Cody5050 May 14, 2023

Selling plates

the practice or occupation of engaging in sexual activity with someone for payment online/social media/only fans/ sex worker sites words, originate from oshane mcdermott

Excuse me, who is selling plates for the right price?
I am horny right now I would like to buy a plate

by anonymous June 8, 2023

white plate

A driver from Texas in Colorado

As soon as the slopes open, you see 10 times as many idiot white plates around here.

by icecoldblizzard June 12, 2023

Silver plates?!

What you pretend-irritably toss back at present company when he "foreign languages you" with a casual request for or an acknowledgment of your assistance. (Obviously this would not be da case wif Gomez Addams, though, since he actually ENJOYS when Morticia speaks French, and so he would never feel irritable or resentful if she uttered thus to him.)

Person A, collecting small dropped objects from a pebbly beach, and passing them one-by-one to Person B to hold for him: S'il vous plait?
Person B, obligingly accepting said items from Person A, but feeling a bit disgusted at seemingly being utilized as merely a portable storage-unit: Silver plates?!

by QuacksO August 10, 2024

Banging Plates

Banging Plates goes beyond a "Red herring", it's making noise about the red herring insisting that it is the one true interpretation, even if it's just a profitable misinterpretation. It is a psychological idea, creating a chaos where logical analysis becomes difficult; now fear shepherds one into going for the red herring even if with a calm mind he would never have taken that option. Many other hidden meanings, like "our plates are empty, so feed us by buying our silly commercial idea".

The snake oil salesman was banging plates to convince people to buy his medicinal product.
The Prime Minister advised people to go to the balcony and bang their plates to spread awareness about the need to wear masks.

by Yoyo's_timetin October 7, 2023

Texas Plate Job

A sexual act in which a women shits on a man and uses her body to rub it all over him, then proceeds to shoot him with a water gun filled with her urine.

"Bro she gave me a Texas plate job last night, I think I need to get tested."

by mercxz May 9, 2024

Tuna Plated

When you soak your dildo in tuna juices then letting it dry over and over before you use it.

"OMG girl, I tuna plated my dildo last week, and it smells so horrible. I dare you to use it."

by KiyoshiKane May 19, 2024