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drunk money

The massive wad of singles, fives, and other denominations of currency crumbled together in the pocket after a night of drinking. Most commonly pulled out at morning coffee run.
I went to pay for the coffee and pulled out a huge wad of drunk money. The girl at the counter was laughing...
by dgdesign February 25, 2011
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Quick Money

Quick Money is mopney made through drug dealing
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Floor Money

Money one accumulates gradually on their messy floor as a result of throwing jeans, jackets, etc down on the floor. As small change falls out of the pockets it is thus hidden in a sea of clothes, waiting to be collected one day...

Accumulated floor money records have been anything up to £35 in small change.
I'm broke but I have about £10 floor money
by CCHiPs March 19, 2011
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Beaver Money

An amount of money that is saved up over a period of time that can only be used at the next visit to a strip club
Marty - Hey, you wanna go the strip tonight? Bill - Yeah definitely. Haven't been for ages and got $60's of beaver money saved up.
by Braddo February 4, 2014
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sluty money

Money that was to be used for a malicious purpose.
Guy 1: dude I have so much money right now
Guy 2: what are you using it for?
Guy 1: I'm about to buy my Ho an engagement ring.
Guy 2: bro that's sluty money, you don't buy ho's engagement rings, you buy your bro's dinner instead
by ging3rbak3r February 20, 2014
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Princess Money

The money that your wife or girlfriend makes from her well-paying job, that she does not contribute to the household, and by not contributing forces you, the husband or boyfriend, to pay all bills.
How is Jim so broke all the item don't he and his wife both make really good money? Yeah but Jim's wife sticks him with all the bills, so he never has any. Oh right she got her princess money, but Jim's the one who has to pay.
by hel112570 August 12, 2015
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Mental Money

Similar to having peace of mind, but enough of which that a mental "currency" can be applied to give the degree of peace a value.
Cari: "I work on Monday, so I'll make a ton of money!"
Jake: "Yea, but I don't work and get to sit at home. So I'll be making more mental money doing nothing."
by Arrjay816 October 17, 2015
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