Microwave

An onomatopoeia often used to connote the sound of a microwave being used.

Dan: Hey do you know what sound a microwave makes?
Phil: what?

Dan: Miiiccccrrroooowwwaaaavvvveeeee

by railmeamber June 20, 2018

Micropenis

A Micropenis is classed as any penis that is less than 0.75 inches in length.

Despite having a micropenis, Harry kept his head up high.

by ppoppi July 17, 2018

Microwaved potatoes

Potato, potahto, everyone makes mistakes.
Microwaved potatoes, is a less common phrase used to describe a mistake beyond repair.

A: "Man I just got fired and my wife found out I was cheating on her online by sending chicks pizzas"

B: "That's microwaved potatoes man.."

by SendingPizza August 29, 2018

Microscopdick

A DICK THAT IS MICROSCOPIC WHICH MEANS IT IS VERY SMALL

Noah has a microscopdick

by Fatcaucasionmom September 21, 2018

Microphone abuser

Someone who's spit aggressive on Da mic

Man he dat rapper is a microphone abuser

by Junezrapsoulzzz October 13, 2018

Microsofted

When again and again you get screwed by Microsoft apps and repeatedly get into Catch XXII scenarios - for instance move a picture in a Word document and the whole thing shifts and disappears.

I can't run the 32bit install because I have some apps in 64bit and vice versa, I guess I got microsofted again.

by L'Agneau October 18, 2018

Microhog

When you got a tunacan shaped dick and like to talk about it to your bros for some reason.

"Trip Vee of 'The Lifted' has a microhog. He keeps talking about it to me like I care."

by cryptocuck July 30, 2019