mike foolsley 

john doe type of name for business when you can't remember the business name, it isn't important, is obvious, or simply doesn't matter. (or you don't give a shit)

mike foolsley ford, mike foolsleys, foolsley's, etc

where'd you eat last night dude? me an jan went down the street to foolsley's

mike foolsley by michael foolsley November 24, 2009

mike stud 

a 26 year old frat boy who still thinks he's in college. was dissed by hoodie allen which actually ended his career, just like the tommy john surgery he had ended his baseball career as well. thinks he is better than everyone. no one knows of mike stud because he is a nobody. regularly hooks up with underage girls. even though he was a pitcher he is very good at catching feelings. mike often resorts to sports references when trying to think of a comeback.

bob: who is mike stud?
everyone: *cricket noises*

mike stud studd hoodie allen baseball tommy crickets

mike stud by thatniggaaaaaaaa July 10, 2014

Mike Leached 

To be mistreated in a physical manner by a team's coach or any authority figure.

student 1-Wow, why is Jennifer hanging from that tree upside down covered in flaglefluff?

student 2-Oh, dude she was Mike Leached because she didn't tie her shoes fast enough.

Mike Leached by mcnarley5 January 1, 2010

Mike Sills 

Crazy, Wild, Well liked, Quite the smooth talker, Aggresive, Dangerous, Well endowed, Extreme Performer, Over-all inclined to achieve greatness.

That guy just went Mike Sills on her. The boy is smart and talanted you could call him a young Mike Sills.

Mike Sills by guero1088 February 4, 2010

Mike Temple 

A psycho crazy shred blues guitar player who will melt your face with insane electric guitar licks... The sonic vibrations made from his blistering solos have been compared to a large vibrator tickling your ears vagina... Ladies hold on to your panties when he gets going.

Matt: Mike Temple is playing tonight

Elliott: I dont want to see him, I'm still suffering third degree burns from that facemelter solo he played last week.

Mike Temple by aztec709 April 4, 2010

Mike Attack

When someone freaks out over something that it completely fucked up.

Micheal had a Mike Attack while shitting on Cams dick.

Mike Attack by Fartsinacho August 29, 2010

mike-friendly 

a gentleman's tea party.

Yo bro, is it going to be a rager?
Nah, gonna be mike-friendly.

mike-friendly by Bachelor Dan October 30, 2013