Cookie Monster

The blue guy from Sesame Street who always has the munchies from smoking weed all the time.

Cookie Monster: Gimme my cookies now, motherfucker!

by sarcastic August 28, 2003

I'm a monster

The extremely catchy song by scene band Blood On The Dance Floor that has a knack of swirling round in your head days after hearing it.

Girl: "Cut-cut-cut you up! I'm a monster, hahaha."

Tom: "...dude, what IS she singing???"

Mark: "New Blood On The Dance Floor song. Kinda catchy."

The next week...

Mark: "dum dum dum... I'm a monster, haha...oh no!"

by Crazy Axer July 6, 2009

Poo Poo Monster

During anal sex, a male may remove his pee-pee from the lady's hoo-hah. His pee-pee then may be covered in large amounts of fecal matter which he then smears all over the lady's face. The lady then retaliates by standing up (whilst covered in feces) and growls and chases the man in various places, acting very monster-ly. NOW SHE IS THE POO POO MONSTER!

Girl 1: "OMG YOURE SUCH A POO POO MONSTER!"
Girl 2: "NOT AS MUCH AS YOU WERE WITH KEVIN LAST NIGHT!"
Girl 1: "YEAH, I WAS TOTALLY COVERED IN MY OWN POOP. IT WAS FANTASTIC. I LOVE LAYING IN MY OWN FECES!"

by roflcoptersomnomnom December 30, 2008

moisture

to get "head," or felatio.

Yo son, my d*ck is dry. Call Stacy, I could use some moisture.

by Ricardo G. May 13, 2005

monsters

Plural form of monster
1. A creature or race of beings that do not conform with the ways of those who would call them monsters.
2. An entity not of this world, somthing that dosn't belong or exist in our relm, world, or plane.
3. A being that's sole purpos is to give experiance unto a party simply for the defeat of said monster(s)

by Nogohoho October 18, 2003

monster

monster energy drink packaged by monster energy inc.flavors are "original" "lo-carb" "assault" "khaos" "M-80" "heavy metal" and java flavors are "big black" "loca moca" "mean bean" "russian" "irish blend" "nut up" "lo-ball" "chai-hai" Monster is the greatest liquid ever created in this world I love monster, best energy supplement ever

'rick'hey dawg where you get that monster?
'joe' from the store you want one?
'rick' yea!
'joe' hahaha just kidding
'rick' fuck you

by monsterwillneverdie August 1, 2008

strangling the disobedient meat monster

The clinical term for "masterbation."

See fap, choking the chicken, jerkin my gerkin, spanking the monkey, whacking the weasel, jerking off, squirting the main vein, pleasuring yourself, inappropriate touching, old men, old men weiner, beating off, and animal sex.

During school, at work, and on the phone, I find myself strangling the disobedient meat monster

by Joey Orgler 3 October 22, 2008