Hobo Johnson

The act of eating a fried egg off a homeless guys dick without waking him.

Liz had almost finished a flawless Hobo Johnson for her Insta Story but the guy woke up before she could finish the egg.

by Mz Ann Thropik January 30, 2020

The Double Fisted Johnson

Both fists in, up to the elbow. Nuff said.

I'm really hankering for The Double Fisted Johnson'

by Dr. D F Johnson November 30, 2010

putting Lyndon B. Johnson into office

The term is used when a person has loaded a Sniper and is going to shoot someone in the head. Originally meaning to elect Lyndon B. Johnson as president.

"Hey Dickhead, don't let my ass see you putting Lyndon B. Johnson into office

by IhaveHIV November 15, 2019

Johnson highschool

A school were every white kid in the school is flexing airpods , the blacks are stealing the airpods., And the Mexicans are juuling in the bathroom next to that one fatty ass named Sean that wants to try. The teachers all want to die. And that cringe dinosaur kid walks over to you assaults you in the same fashion as he did two mins before. most of the Mexicans like to take makers and draw Squidward and write nigga under it.

I'm a johnson highschool jag not a fag

by Person with authority January 31, 2019

Samantha Johnson

A bitch

Samantha Johnson is a bitch

by Samanthajohnsonisabitch February 23, 2019

Mexican Blow Johnson

A blow johnson given by or to a person of hispanic/latino race.

Hey Chuo, will be you give me another Mexican Blow Johnson?

by Mr. Otis II November 1, 2006

Johnson

the act of scraping marijuana resin out of smoking peice in a fiendish way.

Zach and Evan ran out of bud, and decided to Johnson a bowl for a quick high.

by fnapgnbsrg April 5, 2013