edward jones 

A dumb bitch nigga who always bitches because he's black

You know why Edward Jones that's why bitch

edward jones by JackLing86 August 9, 2015

Mike Jones 

n. describes a woman, between the ages of 18 and 24 -give or take- who is really hot. The term is primarily used between guys when they wish to point out a really hot girl to one another conspicuously when it would be awkward to do so otherwise.

Yep, I hope to spend some time with Mike Jones tonight

Mike Jones by Zaem September 20, 2010

keyanna jones 

A funny Anti-Social girl that also likes girls (POLLY<3)

Hey did you meet the new girl? umm whats her name I think its keyanna jones?

keyanna jones by Alorah Donuts June 19, 2018

Indiana Jones 

This term comes from the the movies, obviously. It means that something is Sketchy, or you are unsure of something. In case you never noticed in the movies, everything Indiana Jones climbs on, or any bridges he crosses, always look unstable as if they will collapse at any given time.

"Dude, the stairway leading to your place is SO Indiana Jones..!"

"Oh my god! when you leaped over that Indiana Jones sewer, that was fucking Megatron."

Indiana Jones by Andrew Dax Drilling September 30, 2008

Cayli Jones 

A really cool girl who is the brother of (chris jones). She does not resemble this person at all. Stupid kids like to call her by her other brothers name but that is not her name.

You reminf me of cayli jones.

Cayli Jones by Cayli Jones February 19, 2005

Pat Jones 

A method of convincing somebody you have a larger than normal sex-organ by making an Urban Dictionary post on yourself explaining the prior when in fact your reproduction tools are of Harbor Freight quality nicknamed "micro machines"

Yo, I think that fella just pulled a Pat Jones on that chick, shes totally questioning her iphone and his tiny bulge.

Pat Jones by Patty Mcjones February 26, 2009

Jimbo Jones Shake Down 

Another word for having sex with zach dunn. Obviously this have yet to occure.

I swear, i saw somebody doing the Jimbo Jones Shake down in a lazy boy at sears

Jimbo Jones Shake Down by I am your FATHER April 1, 2003