"Once word got out that my homeboy was workin' with a Pat Jones he had to beat the ladies off with a stick."
by VALIS_GOOSE February 25, 2009
A method of convincing somebody you have a larger than normal sex-organ by making an Urban Dictionary post on yourself explaining the prior when in fact your reproduction tools are of Harbor Freight quality nicknamed "micro machines"
Yo, I think that fella just pulled a Pat Jones on that chick, shes totally questioning her iphone and his tiny bulge.
by Patty Mcjones February 27, 2009