Jason

a homosexual homosapien that never knows what to do with himself. bike life or no life? mustache or no mustache? blondes or brunettes? the world may never know. ;)

nancy: i clogged my toilet
catherine: aw man, i think i put too many jason’s in there!

by candycrusher1703 February 9, 2019

Jason-born

the unholy bringer of death...it is a mixture of Jason voorhees from the Friday the 13th series and the Dragonborn from skyrim

But there is one all of humanity fear...he is voorheekiin JASON-BORN ......MUH-CHET-EEE

by Cash Grab September 10, 2018

Jason Guse

An absolute beauty of a man, perfect body, can get any women he wants with the snap of a finger. Hugh Mungus cock, makes OG Mudbone look like a newborn. On the inside, hes a great guy, and will take you on bowling alley types dates, but behind closed doors its WRAPS. Marry a Jason Guse.

"Oh my gosh, Jason Guse made me unable to walk last night, it was incredible"

by garfield's_ass123 October 5, 2018

Jason

Leader of a group a don of all dons followed and respected by many with short temper and a Romeo around woman

Why does everyone follow that Jason kid

by Motherfudge12345 October 8, 2018

Jason Lobdell

A larry

You act like Jason Lobdell

by TheGoblin May 30, 2018

Jason aherne

Some gay ass white dude trying to be a black. He has a very small willy and no friends

Jason Aherne is gayer than thomas jones

by ClappedJap May 31, 2018

Jason

Jason is a leetle child who likes to flip people off. He extremely enjoys playing Fortnite and has a problem with falling out of chairs. He has a floofly doggo and he has an artificial Fortnite six-pack and shellfish hands. Flip Flop

Jason is a Jason. YESH HUEHUEHUE.

by PARKCHIMCHIM June 5, 2018