Jacob Law

The hottest guy on the planet, besides Hunter Lee Hayes, He has a massive Lollipop and is made for women attraction He is perfect.

"Jacob Law is soooo hot"-Molly Walker

by Jacob Law February 10, 2022

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Jacob Quba

Jacob Quba has the smallest dick to ever exist, he is dumber then people with brown curly hair. And he just mad gay.

you are a Jacob Quba!

by Godhimselfofficial September 9, 2021

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jacob sartorius

an extremely talented 18 year old and he his so sexy and i love him to bits

hey look it’s sexy jacob sartorius

by jacobsartoriuslover12 November 19, 2020

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the Jacob routine

When you cant help the fact that you fall off of everything with wheels, and your overweight like the rest of america. You also qualify if you have red/orange hair, and not the hair on your head.

Jake: im not fat and even though i have red pubes and over sized man tits.
Josh: but you are, you do the jacob routine everyday.

by your mothers grandfather December 1, 2013

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Jacob Sartorius is one of the most talented kids in his age. He gets hate just because he is pretty, talented and adorable plus he become famous really quicily and every guy is just jealous. If you are a hater then tell me how many fans do you have ? Oh lemme guess... 100 ? Oh sad :) He is the most amazing kid and deserve the world because many people used to bully and hate him out of jealously.

Jacob Sartorius 's Hater: Ew what a rat !
Sartorian: Im sorry are you talking about you ? Because yeah you are a rat :)

by Sartoriann June 16, 2018

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