a sexy ass dumbass uglyass stupid ass slow ass mean ass fat ass fine ass boy who’s mine & no one can have him cause he belongs to me and i don’t like sharing.

who’s elijah marie jones???

he belongs to yasmeen & she belongs to him

elijah marie jones by copforhoeism March 18, 2020

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kaden edward jones

A dumbass that is a redneck

Look he's such a kaden edward jones

kaden edward jones by Dadddddddddddddddddddy September 23, 2020

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Mitchell Paul Jones

A Mitch Jones is whatever you want it to be. If you want it to be your best friend, done! Worst enemy, done! If your a Mitch Jones than you could get almost any woman you want. But you don't because you don't want you're wife to kick everybody's butt. A Mitch Jones is tuff. If you tried to eat a Mitch Jones you would have to chew just one piece till you were 80 years old. He could beat you and your dad up even if he was 5 years old. But he doesn't. If your lucky.

Man I don't know what to do with my life. Should I help the hungry, or cure cancer?

Or should I go all the way and be Mitchell Paul Jones and do it all at once?

Mitchell Paul Jones by Jason Jay Shields December 14, 2020

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Bella Maria Jones

The most hottest, baddest, most beautiful person on earth that everyone looks up to.

Bella Maria Jones is a goddess and is the person people will look up to.

Bella Maria Jones by hot baddie b February 11, 2021

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