7 definitions by Jason Jay Shields
Bro, we knew something was about to go down, than sure enough chick turned totally stabica. She's crazy!
by Jason Jay Shields January 2, 2021
The most beautiful girl you have ever seen. You will never find any other girl like her. She is smart, funny, kind, sexy, a great mom, If you ever meet a Cammie Dahl you'll k now it! Don't think just because you find one that you can have her. It's nearly impossible to obtain. Don't let that stop you from trying though. She is amazing. She is perfect.
by Jason Jay Shields May 16, 2019
The kinda guy every other guy wishes they were. Tall, Brave, Smart, handsome, Honest, great dad, Best Friend, All the qualities you would want and none of the ones you don't.
Hey Brittany! Do you see those two guys in that box truck? The driver is a total Addy!
Oh Jason you're so funny and smart. I mean you're not an Addy or anything like that, But you're cool
This guy jumped into the ocean and punched a shark in the mouth and saved a tiny dolphin today. The world could use some more Addy's like him.
Oh Jason you're so funny and smart. I mean you're not an Addy or anything like that, But you're cool
This guy jumped into the ocean and punched a shark in the mouth and saved a tiny dolphin today. The world could use some more Addy's like him.
by Jason Jay Shields January 30, 2023
The crazy lady came out and said "oven mitts don't love space music in my house" and that Eric Estes said "that's right they do not" and she just chilled out.
by Jason Jay Shields January 2, 2021
by Jason Jay Shields February 23, 2019
by Jason Jay Shields March 5, 2021
A Mitch Jones is whatever you want it to be. If you want it to be your best friend, done! Worst enemy, done! If your a Mitch Jones than you could get almost any woman you want. But you don't because you don't want you're wife to kick everybody's butt. A Mitch Jones is tuff. If you tried to eat a Mitch Jones you would have to chew just one piece till you were 80 years old. He could beat you and your dad up even if he was 5 years old. But he doesn't. If your lucky.
Man I don't know what to do with my life. Should I help the hungry, or cure cancer?
Or should I go all the way and be Mitchell Paul Jones and do it all at once?
Or should I go all the way and be Mitchell Paul Jones and do it all at once?
by Jason Jay Shields December 14, 2020