Horny

Eh, this is not Porn Hub, but yeah you might really want to know it. Horny is that wet, hard feels down your genitals when you're reading some crazy ass +18 fanfic on Wattpad or maybe another answers just below mine.

But, let me be real on this, you're already horny and you know this, right ?

Person 1: This fanfic is fucking great.
Person 2: Yeah, great in making you horny.
Person 1: Welp, I guess I'm getting wet, hold my phone, I need to go to the toilet.
Person 2: Duhhh.

by Your dad seducer January 21, 2020

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Horny Day 3

April 17

I didn't catch on to horny day the first 2 times so I made this.

I forgot horny day existed until horny day 3

by comradefunnyman April 17, 2020

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harty farty

when you pull a harty farty, you fart so hard it sounds like you just shit your pants. however, it was just a juicy one ;)

ella: did you just shit?
emma: no i pulled a harty farty
gwen: it smells BAD
lexi: that was a juicy one!

by GarfeildsAssJuice June 20, 2020

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horny nigga hours

The time of day between 12:30-6:00 AM when boys are extra horny and will hit up all of their hoes. Usually they ask for nudes and try being freaky.

horny nigga hours is thetime where boys would usually text all there hoes

by long daddy dick December 7, 2020

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Horny

No. You aren't getting shit

Person 1: bro I'm so horny

Person 2: fuck off, this isn't twitter

by barbarian warlord November 17, 2020

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Horny Haze

When a guy starts using their penis to think instead of their brain. That foggy feeling you get only while horny, taking away all the things that you wouldn't say. You usually never ask that one girl in Psychology class to Netflix and Chill, but your Horny Haze isn't making you think straight. The best way to fix your Horny Haze before you text your old high school sweetheart to send nudes, just quickly bust a nut. Your Horny Haze will disappear and you'll be able to think rationally again.

BRO, I almost messaged my ex last night if she was down to bang, I was in a Horny Haze.

I can't believe I asked this girl to come over this weekend, she's like a 4/10 and it's my Horny Haze fault for this.

by Caliginous November 25, 2020

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