Hitler

Unit of energy, defined as the energy content of six million bodies, equal to about two terajoules.

Hence, one Hitler: 342300 J * 6 * 10^6 = 2.054 TJ
The bomb dropped on Hiroshima released well over two dozen Hitlers' worth of energy.
by theonlyhachi December 01, 2018
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hitler kike

somebody who is super fucking hypocritical, because hitler hated jews but kikes are jews so like yeah
Guy A (Before Michael Jackson's death) Michael Jackson loves fucking little boys!

(After Michael Jackson's death)

Guy A: RIP Michael Jackson, he was such a legend and I don't care about the time he repeatedly thrust his nutsack in and out of a twelve year old's mouth!

Guy B: Man, you're such a hitler kike.
by goofyfoog March 06, 2024
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Cervix Hitler

A man whose fragile ego disintegrates upon hearing that a woman he loved experienced an intimate encounter with an extraordinarily well-endowed ex-partner—one so physically impactful that it allegedly "hit" and opened her cervix. Overwhelmed by feelings of inadequacy, he reacts by adopting authoritarian, hyper-misogynistic ideologies, imposing radical sexist restrictions in a desperate attempt to reassert control over women, their bodies, and his own wounded pride.

Etymology: A satirical portmanteau blending cervix hitter (a crude term referencing the ex’s anatomical feat) with Hitler (symbolizing the man’s extreme, overblown response).
"After finding out his ex-wife dated an NBA player, Steve went full Cervix Hitler and started posting manifestos about banning yoga pants."

"After learning that Laura’s ex was nicknamed ‘The Hammer,’ Greg spiraled into Cervix Hitler mode and started campaigning against women’s gyms."

"It wasn’t the breakup that turned him into a Cervix Hitler; it was when she described her ex as 'a literal tripod.'"
by Oiphaisles November 28, 2024
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Jews (Hitlers Toy)

Jews, are people that loved to play in the oven, they would get there dick cut at the very top.
Which is also known as Circumcise.
THey like to give handjobs occasionally to each other (especially men) hitler saw that as gay, and got rid of them.
JEWS (d)
HEY! IS THAT THE NEW TOY?

-Joh "YEAH ITS ONE OF THE JEWS (Hitlers Toy), YOU CAN PUT IN MUMS STOVE"
by gdeyfucka March 27, 2019
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Hitler lost

What you say in response to some white american loser who identifies with wild, beyond stupid terms to the point where it makes the white american look like a nazi.
Person 1 ''I'm a celtic catholic saxoniite ex aryan anglo fusion.''

Person 2: ''Hitler lost, get over it.''
by TylerTheInventor February 25, 2023
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Hitler's hatler

Hitler's hatler is a top hatler that can also be used as a fleshlight u can also store stuff in it hitler used it once as a weopon because one of his soldiers walked in on him when hitler was useing the hatler fleshlight.
hitler's hatler was used to store his army
by ECH0_B0T February 22, 2016
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Partial Hitler

The act of shafting onshore ones face so that it looks like your wearing a shit mustache. The partial hitler
Them/they were eating her from the back and she sharted and gave them/they a partial Hitler.
by Pyro sk8r November 28, 2024
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