human guinea pig 

Tim Ferriss

Tim Ferriss is so human guinea pig.

human guinea pig by MEDERINHO July 2, 2016

human shotgun 

A man who, when jerking it, only gets one rub and then nuts.

Person 1: goddamn man last night I was a human shotgun.
Person 2: Rapid fire bro! Chi-chick, BANG!

human shotgun by Nuggsman February 14, 2017

human granola 

Kara Hoffman- the biggest granola eating machine in the North West.

A human granola is person that typically drives a Subaru, goes on hikes, eats Clif Bars and a ton of granola...

Sheesh, Kara is such a human granola, look at her wearing those Birkenstocks, eating her organic yogurt and granola!

human granola by Bbjkhdjkgklggkdlkgddffd454545b February 27, 2017

Human shotipede 

When you're waiting for your uber or lyft with three or more friends and you want to take shots, but you can't leave your post. One friend buys three shots takes them all, then carries them in his mouth to the next friend, where he delivers two shots to him, then he turns and gives the last shot to the last person all via mouth.

Dude the ride will be here in less than 5 minutes, here's $20 for 3 shots let's do a human shotipede.

Human shotipede by Sickjames March 5, 2017

human mail challenge 

A challenge where someone mails themself to a friends house or random house and have food and water with them.

I wish I could do the human mail challenge.

human mail challenge by boaz274 March 18, 2017

human noise

When you try to guess the noise a human makes.

Human: Quack.
Duck: *human noise*

human noise by bonelesspizza April 8, 2017

human nymph 

A human spawn over the age of four, but under the age of ten.

Damn, these fucking human nymphs are getting on my damn nerves, running around and screaming about minecraft and ROBLOX !!!

human nymph by coughplehgm June 30, 2017