Goonchotic

Same definition as goonchosis and goon goonchotic basically means waxing pole a psychotic amount hence the term goonchotic

Bros gone completely goonchotic he left behind his entire life for fucking tentacle hentai porn!

by Roflstompper January 28, 2026

Goonching

Goonching is where you violently rub your gooch until it burns and/or bleeds.

"Im going to go goonching at my grandpa's funeral later."

"Yo i goonched so hard last night my balls are making it chafe."

by GoonchMaster3000 May 8, 2025

Gooch beef

A jar of bovril stashed down your underpants, used for sneaking into events and enjoying a beefy treat.

Mike, hand over the gooch beef I'm gagging for a drink!

by Smoisty June 17, 2025

gooch

A scuff or large mark on previously shined boots caused by someone else stepping on them.

Front rank: sorry for gooching your boots
Rear rank: you ruined my shine, man

by evilmilk June 29, 2025

Gooch

Fresh Awesome Good Great Okay Wonderful Hip Cool Best Right Righteous Righteousness Bad A-s

Basically any word that’s Gooch!

Thank You!

Damn Dogg, Dats Gooch!

by Peter Kake July 10, 2025

Goochie

Slang term used in place of the word "Good". Particularly used by Australians when organising events with friends.

"Are people still good for Saturday morning?"
"Yeah, we goochie."

by Twitched July 24, 2025

goonching

goonching is the act of trenching and gooning at the same time

bruh i was up genny goonching my shit to the chart

by trench2424 August 13, 2025