German Meat Grinder

When a couple engage in sexual activity, the female's vagina is so small that the male struggles to fit his penis into it. This will result in the penis being suffocated inside of the female and therefore start to throb, resorting to immediate ejaculation.
My bitch gave me the German Meat Grinder the other night, my cock is killing me!
by GreatWhiteD May 20, 2015
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German Death Grip

The term "German Death Grip" could be defined as follows:

German Death Grip: A colloquial term referring to the intense and tight sensation experienced when a German woman's vaginal muscles grip a man's penis with such force that it feels overwhelmingly tight, almost as if it's a grip of death.
Man 1: "My wife gave me the German Death Grip, her pussy wouldn't let go!"
Man 2: "Jesus Christ, man. Your dick must be sore!"

German Death Grip: A colloquial term referring to the intense and tight sensation experienced when a German woman's vaginal muscles grip a man's penis with such force that it feels overwhelmingly tight, almost as if it's a grip of death.
by vetchinarusskiy July 28, 2024
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Germanic Tribes

The dipshits who destroyed the greatest empire in history.
A:Why did Rome collapse?
B:Sustained attacks from Germanic Tribes along with internal issues causing it to split in two and weak leaders are mainly what contributed to the Roman Empire’s downfall.
by 2nd Roman Empire confirmed December 10, 2023
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German Slip

Escaping to Argentina to evade the authorities.
He did the ol' German Slip, eh?
by headshotcraft April 19, 2023
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German Bathtub

A tub with raw sewage, human remains, and unrefined oil, which is used to wash, but not necessarily clean oneself, in order to mimic how Germans in the 1700's once washed themselves. (They still do it they're just really good at hiding it)
Nik: I can't Wait to take a German Bath in my new Jade German Bathtub
Kid: wtf
by Mr Dr Doofus III of Romaina November 26, 2023
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german climax

When both partners climax at the same time providing peak efficiency
“Hey I heard you and your boyfriend going at it, did you both finish?”

“Yeah we had a German Climax, now we’re ready for the rest of the day”
by pyssboi May 21, 2021
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german roach

A very small joint roach from a pinner doob, rolled by a sorry ass non smoker. (Only suitable for smoking in the shoe/hole if incarcerated.)
That lame ass, non-smoking, skimp joint rolling ass motherfucker is smoking a German roach.
by Al Lee Gater November 30, 2017
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