When a couple engage in sexual activity, the female's vagina is so small that the male struggles to fit his penis into it. This will result in the penis being suffocated inside of the female and therefore start to throb, resorting to immediate ejaculation.
by GreatWhiteD May 20, 2015
The term "German Death Grip" could be defined as follows:
German Death Grip: A colloquial term referring to the intense and tight sensation experienced when a German woman's vaginal muscles grip a man's penis with such force that it feels overwhelmingly tight, almost as if it's a grip of death.
German Death Grip: A colloquial term referring to the intense and tight sensation experienced when a German woman's vaginal muscles grip a man's penis with such force that it feels overwhelmingly tight, almost as if it's a grip of death.
Man 1: "My wife gave me the German Death Grip, her pussy wouldn't let go!"
Man 2: "Jesus Christ, man. Your dick must be sore!"
German Death Grip: A colloquial term referring to the intense and tight sensation experienced when a German woman's vaginal muscles grip a man's penis with such force that it feels overwhelmingly tight, almost as if it's a grip of death.
Man 2: "Jesus Christ, man. Your dick must be sore!"
German Death Grip: A colloquial term referring to the intense and tight sensation experienced when a German woman's vaginal muscles grip a man's penis with such force that it feels overwhelmingly tight, almost as if it's a grip of death.
by vetchinarusskiy July 28, 2024
A:Why did Rome collapse?
B:Sustained attacks from Germanic Tribes along with internal issues causing it to split in two and weak leaders are mainly what contributed to the Roman Empire’s downfall.
B:Sustained attacks from Germanic Tribes along with internal issues causing it to split in two and weak leaders are mainly what contributed to the Roman Empire’s downfall.
by 2nd Roman Empire confirmed December 10, 2023
by headshotcraft April 19, 2023
A tub with raw sewage, human remains, and unrefined oil, which is used to wash, but not necessarily clean oneself, in order to mimic how Germans in the 1700's once washed themselves. (They still do it they're just really good at hiding it)
by Mr Dr Doofus III of Romaina November 26, 2023
“Hey I heard you and your boyfriend going at it, did you both finish?”
“Yeah we had a German Climax, now we’re ready for the rest of the day”
“Yeah we had a German Climax, now we’re ready for the rest of the day”
by pyssboi May 21, 2021
A very small joint roach from a pinner doob, rolled by a sorry ass non smoker. (Only suitable for smoking in the shoe/hole if incarcerated.)
by Al Lee Gater November 30, 2017