February 9

Dunk-Your-Head-Into-The-Toilet-Bowl Day. Cuz y'know you're a lil sh*t.

Bob: It's February 9. It's my birthday.

Robert (in the reflection replies): No it's not your birthday. It's Dunk-Your-Head-Into-The-Toilet-Bowl Day you lil sh*t.

by hoebert October 15, 2019

2nd February

Thats the day in Bulgaria of the male born children, but in some reasons (like a urban tradiotion)mostly marked as the day of the gay male people :) There are a lot of jokes conected with 2nd of February. Its an unofficial holiday for all gay people :)

Happy 2nd February bro :)

by skokomut February 21, 2011

February

The month given to honor Black History so they wouldn't get 30+ days

Slave: Why is February the shortest month?
Master: So you wouldnt get a full month!

by MichellePorter October 12, 2008

Feburary 28

if you were born on feburary 28, your most likely to be sweet, nice, and very sexy. You probably have two kids, a very very HOT!! Daughter. And a adorable little son. you probably get bad when people steal your stuff, and need to have at least one rockstar a day.

Look at Angie! she must be born on Feburary 28!

by Rikishareen December 22, 2008

February 15

The unofficial national maids day. It’s when the maids frebreeze a room that smelled like sex and have to clean hotel sheets.

Maid: bleh, I hate February 15. Why do these people keep humping like rabbits?

Maid 2: someone left their lube here. I’m taking this home for my man

Maid: we know you two fuck.

Maid 2: yeah but imma freak in the sheets.

by Bawston69 August 17, 2019

February 10

Some peng guy probs called something like max is born on this day. He’s funny and has a banging personality. Don’t even get me started on how fit he is jeez. He could take your wife, have kids and use his return policy within the 30 days.

That’s a geeza from February 10. Lemme smash!

by Shagmeister2000 October 22, 2019

February 24

National give a guy head day

guy give me head
girl no
guy but it is February 24
girl ok fine then

by woodchablowme? February 18, 2020