Hot Facial

When you shit or piss hot excretements onto your partners face.

She cried bloody murder when I gave her a hot facial.

by Hashoil October 22, 2008

Clutch Fatal

The utmost intense occurrence possible.
Something that no man should suffer through.
Something so badass that it makes your butt pucker, your hair stand on end, your pupils dilate, and your your gag reflex activate.
The highest bro compliment in the world.
A mixture of spades, overly gigantic wheels, pampered trucks, degraded and useless pick-ups, hats covering your eye-brows, and DGAF attitudes.

Bro... that was clutch fatal.
Watch out, clutch fatal crew is rollin through.
The pain was clutch fatal.
Clutch...fatal...bro.
He is so clutch fatal it's ridiculous.

by DeathstarHimself December 14, 2010

dynamic facial

Euphemism for the practice of ejaculating a large quantity of semen into the face of one's sexual partner.

Dick finished the fuck and suck session by giving Jane a dynamic facial.

by Peter Angelos April 28, 2011

salty facial

The dragging of one's sweaty nutsack or balls down/across the face of the unfortunate defender who failed to block a vicious dunk.

Dude! did you see that salty facial that Carmello Anthony just laid on LeBron James?!!!

by Cookie777 November 17, 2011

Gabriel Faria

A guy who means alot to someone, he's one who doesn't know how much that is. A guy who someone doesn't want to loose, not even as just a friend. A guy who is super funny and makes people laugh til they get a six pack, He's the guy with the good looks. He's the guy anyone would want to be friends with. He's the guy someone misses alot even though it's only been a few days. A guy a girl would go crazy for.

Nicole misses Gabriel Faria.

by Italiangurl17 June 23, 2011

Pigskin Facial

When a girl receives a football in the face, usually by accident.

The Pigskin Facial was made famous by Sportscaster Pam Oliver in 2013.

"Man, that throw was a perfect spiral, she should have caught it with her hands, but instead she got a massive pigskin facial!"

Video example, see: Pam Oliver takes Chandler Harnish football to the face before Colts-Giants game

by Solpiercer August 21, 2013

walkin facial

a person who willingly walks around with cum on their face after recieving a facial before cleaning themselves up.

Girl: hi guys
Guy: well looks like someone is sporting the "walkin facial". Why not clean up first before leaving.
Girl: cuz I like how cumm feels on my face!

by Gaius Julius ceasar September 30, 2013