Farmitting

When you vomit so hard that you fart at the same time.

Dude, are you ok? You need to chuck? Thats it man, let it out, better out than i...FUCKS SAKE MAN, YOU SHIT YOUR PANTS?!!

by MessyG July 13, 2004

Farmaceutical

A natural, whole food that yields positive health benefits, when consumed regularly.

Dude, I went to the Farmer's market and scored some sweet Farmaceuticals.

by FarmaceuticalUser June 12, 2011

link farms

link farms are web pages that either have many links to crap or links to other links to other links. Link farms are a passive form of spam, and usually contain a search phrase that you've entered into a search engine but have no actual content.

I did a search for "free games" and generated a ton of page hits to link farms.

by Sly_Foot March 24, 2006

lulz-farming

A more precise form of trolling: slinging shit about a something on a forum/website/etc where there is guaranteed to be an exceptionally high volume of targets, ensuring maximum lulz.

Lulz-farming troll (on Twilight forum): "RPatz leaked Midnight Sun."
Over 9000 Twitards: "BAWWWW"

by Auriga August 22, 2009

Zebu farmer

An inveterate bullshitter.

Somebody who couldn't tell the truth if their life depended on it.

Zebu, meaning deception or lies comes from the practice of unscupulous restaurants saving money by passing off imported, tough Zebu meat as proper domestic steak.

Steve: That Hillary Clinton is such a liar. Said she'd been under sniper fire in Bosnia when she hadn't.
Fran: Yeah. And she claimed she was named after Sir Edmund Hillary, even though she was born five years before he climbed Mount Everest.
Steve: Don't forget when she said she was a fan of the New York Yankees, even though everyone knew she came from Chicago and supported the Cubs. What a liar.
Fran: She isn't just a liar. She's a real Zebu farmer.

by Hieronymous October 12, 2009

young farmer

A group of teenagers from an agricultural background who drink more than the average teens. Most common parties are held in a barn on one of their farms.

“Oh did you hear about that young farmer party?”
“Yeah heard they all got smashed in a barn”

by Farmergirlie123 May 5, 2018

Farmer

A professional footballer who is:
(1) Rugged in appearance (usually bearded)
(2) Severely technically limited

(3) Defined by their hard work, bastardry and extreme nationalism which makes up for their lack of fitness or ability
(5) Likely to be toiling in the fields for a living when not playing football

Fucking hell I can’t believe England have just lost to Iceland, they’re just a bunch of farmers mate!

by UTGParker July 3, 2018