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usually (A) lonely girls who think they haven't been understood or (B) normal girls that don't read too often
Jane: hey guys i need a book suggestion
Girl A: well you can read Twilight, a book about swirling emotions and true love that MOST of you IDIOTS dont believe in!!
Girl B: I L0V3 3DW@RD <33333 SUP3R HAWTTT!!!
Jane: what?
Bob: oh those are twitards, get away
by talking space monkeys October 8, 2008
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pronounced twi-tard

One who takes fandom of Twilight, by Stephanie Meyer, to a level of or beyond obsession.

They often flames forum postings trying to defend the book, regardless whether the book was being critiqued negatively or not. They are also prone to using all caps, not checking their spelling/grammar, jumping to conclusions, falling in love with Edward, and biting people's heads of for just saying they didn't like the book.
They're worse than a rabid fan girl or a Narutard: it's a Twitard.
by divby0 December 18, 2008
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An obsessive fan of the Twilight book series or movie. Can be anywhere from ages 10-40.
"I wish those Twitards would shut up about that travesty of a book!"
by Suzy Rotten December 25, 2008
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A rabid Twilight fan that has the intellectual capacity of a squash.
If that twitard had any brains at all she'd not like that book half so much.
by San Hitalsuru May 23, 2009
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Arrogant assholes on Twitter who think that they're "intellectual" when they post some shitty stolen meme from 4chan beneath the post of some guy they hate that will be forgotten in a day or two, and are then worshiped by Redditors for no reason other than being "Cool".
Derek: Hey Bill look at this spicy meme I sent to this guy that fucking sucks and will be forgotten about as soon as another guy like that appears.
(Bill looks at said meme stolen from a mentally retarded 9 year old from 4 chan)
Bill: Derek, my nigga, stop being such an arrogant asshole. Go outside or watch a movie, because Jesus your fascination with being one of those Twittards has got to stop. Otherwise the only thing you'll be tweeting will be your surgery updates.
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A retard who likes the Twilight books or movies. In other words, anybody that likes the Twilight books or movies.
Lyndsey was such a twitard that she missed her wedding because it was the same day the new twilight movie came out.
by StudMuffin328 July 4, 2010
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A twitard is an obsessed fan of the suck ass vampire series Twilight.

Twitards are dangerous. Many have attacked innocent people all for saying they didn't like Twilight.

If you see a twitard, act with caution. They may pull a knife on you, throw acid in your face, hit you with Twilight it's self across the face and scratch your eyes out, just to name a few attacks that have happened.
Damn twitard pulled a knife on my granny all because she had never heard of Edward Cullen. WTF?
by The lol Bandit February 25, 2009
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