Vaseline face

A person that rubs Vaseline all over their lips and makes themselves look like a man spackle receptacle.

Man, you have Vaseline face. Your lips are glowing like you have man butter all over them.

by JuanBoy February 29, 2008

carnival face

a person who has multiple deformities, wrinkles, dented face, and unproportional facial features. hence a carnival worker or carnie.

"Hey Carl, that girl has carnival face."

by Anthony Lanz March 25, 2009

cereal face

Noun: An open-mouth smile that shows only the top row of teeth, thereby giving the appearance that the person looks like a cartoon character on a cereal box.

Verb: To cause someone the loss of the bottom row of teeth, through curb stomping or other means.

Tony got a cereal face for felching the sheriff's daughter behind the dumpster at Red Lobster.

by ectofunky August 18, 2011

face noise

Incomprehensible babble. Rambling on and on about nothing. Jibber jabber, esp. when said jibber jabber is really, really annoying.

Ken just made face noise for an hour and I still don't know wtf he was talking about.

by ShoeHater07 November 22, 2006

Septa face

When everything on a chick looks good except her face - septa face. Derived from the Philadelphia area. SEPTA (S.E. Pa Transportation Authority) Similar to Butter face

Son, that chick I was with last night had a hot body but she had a Septa face.

by Philly Phill October 13, 2008

Face Babies

The act of two people making out to the point it seems plausible that their faces could have made babies together.

They must have made 15 face babies at formal.

Did you see them making face babies in the living room? Nicely done.

by TSSM December 3, 2011

mozzy face

A vagina (according to this wierd play i'm doing).

You are a mozzy face

by Steve Graham October 3, 2003