Flash-Wank

When a male masturbates at top speed leading to a not so pleasing climax.

Bro i just had a Flash-Wank and it wasn't as good as i'd hoped.

Dude you should've gone for longer then

by DaddyDefinition September 4, 2016

the flash

When you have sexual intercourse with someone but you do it super fast

Wow Barry, you fornicate me as fast as the Flash

by SuperHeroFornicater November 25, 2016

flashburn

The burn inflicted on human flesh by standing too close to the muzzle of a gun as it is being fired. Often suffered in close quarter combat.

Johnny, the lead man in the SWAT team, suffered first degree flash burns to his face after entering the room and engaging the hostage takers who opened fire at close range.

by Newsy May 14, 2005

flasket

A cross between a casket and a flask, or a casket shaped flask, especially when used to drink oneself to death.

On her flasket, beautifully engraved were the words... “Was not whiskey, vice, nor sin, it was vodka did her in.”

by Sam McGee July 16, 2008

flash malest

when a ladge group of sexualy questionable guys come at you with no intentions of being strait

micheal does not malest he flash malest

by middle school truth October 21, 2012

Flashbacks from 'Nam

After drinking too much alcohol, resulting in dry heaving/alcohol poisoning
Pain felt when thinking about/drinking that type of alcohol again.

"Why are you making that face, Bobby?"
"Sorry George, I drank a fuckton of vodka last weekend and was up all night puking. I'm just having flashbacks from 'Nam."
"Well if you don't want it give it here."

by NizzleNinja March 31, 2015

LCD flashback

When your LCD digital TV stops working, and you have to get your old analog cathode ray tube (CRT) TV and digital converter box back out and plug them in.

Damn! The Super Bowl is about to start, and I'm having LCD flashback!

by Biff Skippy February 7, 2010