douche abyss

when someone is so douchey there is seemingly no end to their douchebag ways.

i thought my ex was a real mother fucker but he's sunk to such lows... total douche abyss

by leeloo913 July 15, 2010

Douche-Bag-A-Saurus

A cranky douche bag of epic proportions

Don't mess with him, he's a douche-bag-a-saurus.

by karment August 26, 2010

douche ex machina

The guy who enters the room while you're watching a movie and then ruins the ending.
Based off of the Greek dues ex machina meaning the "God of the machine" that would enter the play near the end and solve all of the problems the characters would have.

Guy 1: Hey you watching a movie?
Guy 2: Yeah, it's The Sixth sense.
Guy 1: Oh, I love how Bruce Willis is dead at the end of this movie!
Guy 2: Thanks douche ex machina

by bry814 September 30, 2010

douche tank

tank top worn mostly by bros and other white influenced douche bags

Look at that dude in his billabong douche tank.

by mrELsenor February 20, 2011

douche nerd

A geeky person who's become overly confident with the opposite sex. These people tend to treat their significant other with less respect than when they were not so confident.

This usually happens because geekiness has become more socially acceptable than in the past, and more people are attracted to geeks then ever before.

Boyfriend: Wow, there are so many hott chicks on my facebook now!
Girlfriend: Your such a douche nerd lately.

by UrbanLinguist2 June 30, 2011

Douche canoe

A person that's so douchey that a bag is too small.

Douche canoe, When being a douche bag just won't do.

by C.R.W January 16, 2013

koont douche

The PG-13 synonym for a bloody cunt. Used primarily on junior high school playgrounds and schoolbuses.

Does that koont douche of a bus driver know her five o'-clock shadow is showing?

by JJ Shepherd May 19, 2006