dildo

Fake penis

when my girlfirend put the 10 inch dildo up her hairy vagina, i wacthed her vagina get wetter and more pleasurable as i got ready to shove my 13 inch erected, cumming cock up there.

by yo mamma June 25, 2004

dildo spike

A practical joke in which you throw your friend naked out of a second story window onto a dildo laced with pcp and fire ants.

Juans pretty drunk, i bet he would even be able to identify us in a felony case if we dildo spiked him!

by Dr SlangBang February 25, 2011

pigheaded dildo

A useless person.

My husband is a pigheaded dildo. He can't do anything right.

by 13eautiful December 10, 2011

walrus dildo

the most satisfying dildo ever created

Google walrus dildo and click on google images. You'll thank me later.

by gronaldo44 January 16, 2017

dildo

OH you know... the word dildo can be used in so many different ways, for instance, it could be a name of someone who has their head up their ass,or the species known as man's worst enemy aka the girls secret weapon, or just a nice noise maker...

1) stop being such a dildo
2)im going out with the guys tongiht dear- thats fine, i have my DIL. (man decides to stay home after all)
3)if u didnt know it sounds much ilkes ones phone when on vibrate. so u could keep a dildo in ur purse and no one would ever really notice.

by Pat Mcgroin February 14, 2005

dilditos

a small dildo, or used to insult someone eating Doritos.

me: haha look at that loser eating his Dilditos
other guy: dont you mean Doritos?
me: no its Dilditos!

by das ich January 9, 2008

dilDOS

Inserting DOS commands.

Don't you pull that dilDOS on me.

by Hercolena Oliver May 5, 2008