Dog dicking mother fucker

A male family member that pricks you over at the most inopportune times

God damnit gary you dog dicking mother fucker you grumped my ace

by captainhook105 November 15, 2018

dickiebag

a dickiebag is another word for a condom.

"Where's a dickiebag when I need one? I wanna lash this girl badly"

by Korondo September 6, 2005

Dickenhouse

Dickenhouse - Someone who is acting like a complete ass.

Dickenhouser- Someone who is a complete ass.

"Dude, you just made yourself look like a damn dickenhouse."

"Damn dude, he's such a dickenhouser."

by alex moore. (eggs) September 29, 2008

dickenese

The language spoken by all persons who are dicks.

Guy: I couldn't understand that drunk frat guy. I can't translate dickenese.

by dickndots April 25, 2010

Dickie Marzury

This phenomena is also know as the Marzury Rosebud and is closely associated to a Reverse Dirty Sanchez. It occurs when a man is in the middle of intercourse with a women (or man) and inserts his finger into his own anus. Instead of giving his partner a Dirty Sanchez, he gives it to himself.

"I was fucking Victoria last night and gave myself a Dickie Marzury".

"I was getting fucked by Tom the other night and he stopped in the middle and gave himself a Dickie Marzury".

by Tea Bag Sanchez August 20, 2010

Dickie Drip

The splashes of urine left on your trousers when you shake after urinating.

You didn't shake properly did you? I can see your dickie drips!

by PKSV November 19, 2010

Dickicide

The act of intellectually and possibly psychically crushing a person who is so deeply, tragically incorrect about something that it can only be likened to atomizing the guy's dick with your own (larger and certainly superior) penis.

Dude 1: Hey Dude 2! Why don't you drop everything and read this new Twilight book instead of socializing with the guys and otherwise doing awesome things?

Dude 2: You must not have heard what you just said to me right now, because if you had you'd know that you just stuffed your own dick in a blender and asked me to punch the "Ice Crush" button with my johnson. You just committed dickicide, brosef.

by Nasty Lodi October 26, 2012