decks

When something hurts or decked means someone been beaten badly in a game or physically.

my chest decks

mate you got decked

by Connor B May 16, 2006

Dock

1) A pier on the shore, port or areas on or along the coast.
2) The act of ones penis penetrating another penis's foreskin.
3)Acronym for Dong Of Cock King

1) Jacob loved having sex on the dock.
2)When news of Derek went around that he went docking, people ridiculed him by yelling "HAH! GAY!"
3)Mia said feeling D.O.C.K inside her was her life's dream.

by bukkake master elite July 11, 2015

kentucky jelly doighnut upper decker double blumpkin supreme

The act of, in this very exact particular order: finding a sexual partner and take them to eat a substantial amount of Taco Bell with you. When you both inevitably need to take a diarrhea shit, do it at the same time, with the submissive sitting on the bowl and the dominant sitting on the opened top tank. During the shit, the submissive will perform oral sex on the dominant. When the dominant finishes on the submissive’s face, they must punch the submissive in the nose to create a mixed fluid of blood and ejaculate on their face. Once both parties complete their shit. They will perform a reverse sixty nine on each other until both anuses are clean. Then the dominant must lick the submissive’s face clean.

Man 1: hey bro, why did you break up with your girlfriend? She seemed really nice.
Man 2: nah bro, she was so selfish, she wouldn’t even do a kentucky jelly doighnut upper decker double blumpkin supreme with me!
Man 1: oh man, I didn’t know that, what a selfish bitch!

by Dr. Heinz Doof August 29, 2021

on deck

1.) to be on or under the influence of marijuana
2.) to have marijuana in your possession that you plan to sell

1.) your eyes are blasted man, are you on deck?
2.) hey bill i need a gram by tonight, are you on deck?

by TFS October 1, 2005

Docker

some one who partakes in docking on a regulr basis! usually on a saturday night!
famous for the phrase 'once you dock you just cant stop'

john - what you been upto???
Adam - went for a spliff and a night of heavy docking! once you dock you just cant stop!
john - your a proper docker you!

by the mighty ring master March 31, 2009

deck of squares

a deck meaning a pack, and squares meaning cigarettes.
A pack of cigarettes.

I'm going to the store for a deck of squares.

by Mr. Elmer Snagnasty July 25, 2011

Triple Decker

Similar to a double decker, except that an additional poop is left on top of another object, i.e. car, roof, mailbox...

Haha Jones didn't know that I actually did a triple decker in his computer CD drive!

by Word12 November 10, 2004