poll dancer

A politician, usually a Prime Minister or President, who depends heavily on public opinion in the form of polls to appear popular.

David Cameron doesn't stand for what he believes in. He's a poll dancer.

by PollDancer1 November 29, 2015

fish dance

(Verb) The awkward flailing and stiff legs seen when someone gets knocked out in a fight but has yet to fall down.

The kid got hit so hard he did the fish dance before he hit the floor.

by God.Family.Country March 11, 2016

dry dance

Dancing without music

Dana you should dry dance!

by makeupwords123 June 26, 2016

Hoop dancer

A person who wraps twizzlers around testicles and sucks them.

Gurl if Wesley play his cards right ima be a hoop dancer!!

by Yuotew July 6, 2016

Tinkle Dance

The rythmic display accompanying the near-involuntary muscle movements that occur when one really need to urinate. This is typically hilarious to onlookers, who may place wagers on how long it will take for the dancer to piss themselves.

Oh shit, Jerry's doing the tinkle dance! He's only 4 and can't hold it, where's the closest bathroom!

by x BILKO x September 30, 2016

slow dance handy

Slow dancing in the kitchen getting a handjob while listening to jack Johnson

"I got a hand job in the kitchen while slow dancing and listening to jack Johnson. She gave me a slow dance handy."

by Dinosaur7 March 14, 2017

chicken dance

Performing a lot of weird secret maneuvers in order to be recognized and be accepted for entry.

In order to get my new electronic car key working I had to do a chicken dance: pressing buttons, opening and closing doors, and touching corners of the touch screen. It took me an hour, but it's working now.

by bobbobjbklnjbkln September 3, 2017