crookshank

an adjective to describe a generally disagreeable "tramp" that MAY soon be redeemed. Like that chick in "A River Runs Through It" after she said "Norman's not funny."

If she doesn't "make amends" then she's just a crookshank whore.

Fuck 'er, 'damn crookshank whore

by Davo... May 9, 2008

getting cooked

when you walk into class without any books or when you fail a test

student: i was getting cooked by the teacher when we got the test back

by foxy_da_mntndewking420 March 26, 2017

Crooked Hillary

Coined by Donald Trump during his 2016 election campaign to describe his penis. In an attempt to gain an edge over his opponent, ontop of his unethical campaigning strategies, in confidence he would joke about how hillary would screw over people like how his crooked hillary screwed prostitutes.

"Yeah, he sure talks a lot of big talk, but for a guy with a tiny penis, he still has a crooked hillary.

by Bellarkian August 12, 2019

David Cook

The winner of American Douchebag season 7. His career will last until next years American Idol begins and everyone forgets him

American Idol fan 1: OMG! David Cook won OMG! I so wanted him to win.
American Idol fan 2: I wanted him to win too...to bad we'll forget about him when the new season starts.

by JustinC. May 22, 2008

Cookah

A word to describe either one or multiple cookies that just sounds so good and delicious that you have to pull an Eric Cartman towards the end of the word, "cookie."

"Holy crap, I really want a cookah!"

by Honey Smith March 17, 2010

pressure cooker

while showering, you lather your partner in soap then bust a massive rippling fart. While you quickly exit the shower, you turn up the hot water leaving your partner to cook in the stinky steam while they rinse off.

Alex: lather up hun......pfFFFfttt
Mel: aw nasty, you just turned this into a pressure cooker!
Alex: ha ha ha peace

by navibrator January 28, 2011

Cooka

An individual that has something wrong with them, that is generally on drugs.

A person who appears to be on drugs walks past

Brandon to his girlfriend: That guy 's a f***en cooka!

by c_makaveli March 16, 2017