Controlling

Presidential- German Nazi wanna be- buys trucks like friends usually seen in big white 4x4's. Short, med or tall. They put an air off(vibe) of better than thou... They prey on people with good hearts, in which they deem a weaker pathetic person. They will be known for interfering with every aspect of ur life when they target you. They will try to get u to drink then ask u to do an errand to have a police waiting on you. They will dominate your thinking, cash flow, they care about number one and they will use up up, then take claim for your hard work and somehow legally have their rears covered even though all formal write ups by their possys will contradict themselves. Sadly THEY never get consequences only those who really loved, devoted or honored them gets the cold road, ruined credit, and yes your character will be smeared ,edited and there's nothing to do, but re-locate, re-locate before they reel u in for more and more cash

Controlling mid-life men who still play game consoles

by Of_course_you_always_first December 27, 2016

xbox controller

When someones pinner is so small, they can mount their 360 controller, where the hole for the head seat is plugged in.

Wow, his mic must not work, there must be a backup of cum in there! this guy must have fucked his "xbox controller"!

by Anoymous14 August 28, 2009

put out a contract on

To hire or attempt to hire an assassin to kill (someone)

1) The mob put out a contract on the police informer.

2) Barf shows his muscle by putting out contracts on relatives he hates to kiss. (From "The Simpseones", a parody of "The Simpsons" in Mad Classics magazine).

by Charlize October 6, 2007

contact

Used in the military to identify visible enemies.

See also: Tango

Multiple contacts ahead, proceed with caution.

by Jonnybear April 7, 2007

BIRTH CONTROL

1)An EXTREMELY RELIABLE technology that mysteriously becomes
less reliable for a woman-the wealthier a man is.
2)An EXTREMELY RELIABLE technology that has been available-in
at least nine different forms to women-for now about
50 YEARS.(There's only two for men:Condom.Vasectomy.)This means nine different forms BEFORE you even
touch abortion or sterilization...But "unplanned"/unwanted
kids still get here.
3)An EXTREMELY RELIABLE technology-available more to women
than men.Yet newsmedia continues to blame men for
irresponsible breeding.Interesting.I've never met a man
who decided when a baby would be born.

SPORTS ANCHOR:"On the day of the draft-the now rich,young QUARTERBACK
found himself served with PATERNITY SUIT papers."

CHICK TO DUDE:"It's okay.I'm on the BIRTH CONTROL pill.My
doctor says I can't get pregnant anyway.I
just want to FEEL you."

SAME CHICK TO GIRLFRIEND 90 DAYS LATER:"I don't know how it
happened.I was'nt planning on this...but I
don't believe in abortion.Sooo..."

by L.MARTIN September 3, 2006

Wet T-shirt contest

A contest that young women wear white or light- colored T-shirts without anything underneath and get sprayed on their chest with water making their T-shirts see-through and nipples visible.

Girl 1: Aye, have you ever won a wet T-shirt contest?
Girl 2: Yah!, it was the best thing I ever did!

by booboobearlalalaaa January 24, 2014

dick-measuring contest

A male competition among well-endowed dudes for the bragging rights of the winner being able to say, with reference to his hard cock, "Mine's bigger."

My nine inch cock easily won the eighth grade dick-measuring contest, winning the admiration and respect of my classmates.

by LoveTorpedo July 14, 2019