Coffin Topper

A photo that captures the essence of a person so perfectly that it must adorn the top of their coffin.

‘This such a beautiful photo of Gran, let’s use it as a coffin topper at her funeral’

by Dani McMillan Lyons July 10, 2024

Conbiduem

Conbiduem means cool or very cool.

Yeah that party last night, that was very conbiduem.
That kush we smoked is very conbiduem.
That vape pod is so conbiduem man.
Why is Keegan conbiduem?

by Justanothermorty October 12, 2023

coffin game

rpg indie horror videogame based on two emo siblings with terrible personalities and traits, parents who sold those two siblings to the organ trade, and a religious cult, among other bad people in general.

however despite its horror themes, most of its appeal in its community is directed towards the “alabama-style” relationship the two siblings can have in chapter 2, this is shown in the game’s subreddit.

whats this coffin game

by bruhinator 2000 November 3, 2023

Coffin Slop

Dirty, filthy slop that falls out of coffins.

Penelope, get that Coffin Slop off of my kitchen table!

by Master P’s Theater November 5, 2023

Coffin Chaser

someone ( typically a family member ) who turns up out of the blue when they hear a relative is dying & start pretending to be their best friend, stealing possessions, getting wills changed, misdirecting and confusing other relatives by starting arguments, acting aggressively and hiding information from other equally as important people to the soon to be deceased.

As soon as Aunty Mo got her diagnosis, the coffin chasers sprung straight into action! It was textbook! following their tried & tested methodology to ensure they got as much as they could - they hadn’t seen Mo in years - but when you have their eyes on the prize it’s hard to stop a real coffin chaser - you can be sure a true coffin chaser will always win the day. It’s an art form !

by TheSatisfiedCustomer December 19, 2023

Cocfire

A narcissistic person that is detached from reality and often spends way too much time on the internet, Socially Awkward and Socially Insecure. Often portrays themselves as always right and never wrong (God complex)

Hey did you see that weird kid during lunch picking his nose? Haha what a cocfire nerd!

by Chicken Mcnugg0 December 24, 2023

coffilo

It's when you mix one teaspoon of jarrah salted caramel coffee with three teaspoons of nestle milo,add sugar to taste and fill with hot water and a splash of milk.

I had a coffilo this morning,gave me a little flavour boost for the day ahead.

by Uncle and Stevie January 14, 2024