colonial

old and cool. like a cool old car or a building or device or even a person. but it can also just mean relatively cool.

bro, when you smoke that juul yous lookin colonial af.

by nick the stick66 August 29, 2018

Swiss Colony

A Midwestern employer that offers zero benefits, zero guaranteed hours, and zero time off allowance. Never ever work for this company, it will only bring you pain.

Dude1: I really need to get a job.
Dude2: Anywhere but Swiss Colony man, that place is hell.

by Matthew Schultz June 9, 2007

Urinal Colonel

Person who cleans,or mantians urinals.
could be a janitor or perhaps a jail trustee

Fuck man ill be a urinal Colonel for a while.
beats the hell outta shoveling shit.

Coined By Dan and Impact Weekend 08 in middleville MI

by JEFF BEAM February 24, 2008

Clooneyed

The act of dumping baby powder, flour, or some other white powder in your friend's hair to give them that ever so sexy salt-and-pepper look George Clooney rocks to hell; a prank similar to antiquing that's made even funnier by its witty pop culture reference.

His ass got Clooneyed!

by brace yourself December 27, 2007

Clonch

The space between your asshole and nutsack(usually the district overseer of an undisclosed oil changing franchise)

"Hey you wanna lick my clonch?"
"Hell fucking no that shits dirty and it's always telling me to wipe down the walls in the lobby!"

by sacky mcghee April 11, 2015

CloneInvictus

A synonym for the word Gay

That guy’s a real CloneInvictus over there!

by Buildcraftguy July 26, 2019

Go Clone Yourself

So you can go fuck youself.

In an e-mail I had spoke to a contributor where I made a track to a troll "Go Clone Yourself.... so you can go fuck yourself" she started howling at that remark. I seen an author do a photo where he did a photo like this as I was trying not to make the joke then someone did a photo of Kayne West as I was going "Damn it -- that was my joke." Oh well they took the crack and ran with it.

by illinoishorrorman January 18, 2018