Seventh-first chance

When you are constantly trying to have a chance with someone who has never given you a chance, despite how many times you have tried.

Mandy posted a status about how some people don't deserve a second chance because their are other people who are waiting for their first one. What Mandy fails to realize is there are quite a few guys in her yard trying to get a milkshake, and it sure isn't the first time they've been waiting for her shop to open. Infact chase is waiting for his seventh-first chance.

by Chasingwaterfalls November 4, 2013

Bench by Choice

When a man would rather sit down to pee, rather than pee standing up.

Joe: "I always miss on the toilet seat man."
Bob: "Thats why Im a bench by choice. No mess."

by SeanBreezy209 June 2, 2015

Sparker's Choice

The decision you have to make when you have one good punch, but there are two available targets

I heard Bones ran into some trouble with a couple of fellas down the boozer last night. Ended up taking the bigger one out on a sparker's choice

by jesselujack27 March 2, 2016

cloudy with a chance

When your poop is soupy or cloudy and contains large chunks here and there

Bro, I'm so sorry but I left some cloudy with a chance of meatballs in your bathroom

by EvDawgDiggelly August 2, 2016

Give a chance

The use of said properties of a person, place, or thing therein allowing to give proper feedback.

I had to wait and see how it actually played out to give a chance or else I wouldn't know of it works well or not.

by Niigggs August 4, 2018

Trump or Hillary choice

When you have 2 shitty/bad/unappealing choices the names refers to the nominees of the 2016 presidential

Idk what i must choose its a Trump or Hillary choice

by McGovern72 December 17, 2018

Distant by choice

Leaving the surroundings of bullshit believing from a naive point of view.

Choosing to leave the situation before I slap the fuck out of you

Garfield began to think of “distant by choice” because the dog was being a complete fucknut.

by Griizxx July 1, 2019