bascuse me

A really passive aggressive way of saying "excuse me".

At KFC a very large woman was in front of my sister in line. She orders a large bucket of chicken.

Guy at the counter: Is that for here or to go?

Woman: Bascuse me muthafucka?! You think I can eat a whole bucket of chicken by myself?!

Guy at the counter: Bitch I don't know your life!

- Overheard by Hannah

by jusmo November 18, 2011

ghetto biscuit

{Noun} A biscuit either burnt or not well done due to the bakers ingnorance

Hey yo man! Did you see them ghetto biscuits Antwon made this monin?!?! that shit was weak!

by Bradleyman January 21, 2009

Danish Biscuit

When fingering a girl from the front you reach back

and have her poop in your cupped hand and then continue fingering her.

Jim: "So I was fingering Sally last night when she requested a danish biscuit."

Ted: "Did you oblige?"

Jim: "You betcha! We had to wash the sheets this morning."

by jerichosalvant October 16, 2009

Spit The Biscuit

A game played, where men stand round a biscuit and masturbate and the last one to ejaculate on the biscuit has to eat it.

I played spit the biscuit last night, Dan enjoyed his custard cream!

by EllielliE March 7, 2009

biscuit head

A yeast infection on the tip of your penis. Generally contracted after having intercourse with an infected woman.

Man, I can't believe you banged Peggy the Prostitute. Now, you have a serious biscuit head.

by Greg Treebury August 15, 2005

pant biscuit

A shitbrick in your underpants.

When you shit your pants at age six, were too embarassed to tell your mom, and walked around stinky all day with a pant biscuit.

by Lacey Lou October 18, 2003

Sexual biscuit

The sexual act of rubbing two buttholes together.

She wanted to perform a sexual biscuit with him.

by Innuendogrl May 20, 2018