Blueberry Beaner

A particularly round beaner in a blue shirt or blue hoodie. They’re most commonly found in Home Depot.

Justin’s dad hired Jose and he’s a blueberry beaner

by MethWizard November 22, 2023

Blueberry Beaner

A particularly round beaner in a blue shirt or hoodie.
They’re most commonly found in Home Depot.

Justin’s father hired Jose to mow his grass and he’s a blueberry beaner.

by MethWizard November 22, 2023

Meat Beanie

The foreskin of an uncircumcised penis.

Jack’s meat beanie keeps his sleepyhead warm.

by Firecrotch108 December 31, 2023

El Beanero

El Beanero, or “The Beanero” is the celebration and recognition of beaners around the world, taking place on the 18th of every month. It is common to make bean shaped cakes or eat frijoles negros with family and friends. On this day, anybody can say beaner.

“Do you want to come over tomorrow to celebrate El Beanero?”

by Urban Wordist February 29, 2024

raging beaner

A extremely activated boner that is usually used in a hot scenario.

Shall be used only when the receiving person does not understand the meaning of raging beaner.

Yo girl! I got a raging beaner right now man!

Girl: WTF IS THAT!?!?! Something is SUSSY here.

by Pissdemon47 May 21, 2024

Feener Beaner

When a person is experiencing a serious wanting & starts to feen for their special needs in substances of any kind, like drinking/smoking.

“Monique was being a feener beaner earlier; her pen died & all she did was wish for her special devils lettuce”

by anonymous July 15, 2025

Coffee-beaned

Instead of coffee making you shit, the coffee is so good, it violently shits a visceral, fat, steamy shit, because it hates you and your family. Including your dog or cat (or goldfish).

That coffee was so good, I got coffee-beaned.

by wowzuhsss October 25, 2025